I had to write this one down so I didn't forget. Too funny!
Gabe: *with mouth full of snack bar* "Mom, I never read porns!!"
Me: *spits orange juice all over MacBook Pro* "Excuse me?"
Gabe: *says very strongly, but still with lots of snack bar in his mouth* "I*Never*Read*Porns, because the neighbors get mad."
Me: *refuses to believe what my ears are hearing from the mouth of my baby* "Gabe, swallow your food and tell me again."
Gabe: *chew chew chew chew swallow* "I never beep horns, because the neighbors get mad and come outside."
Me: *whew deep breath* "Yes, that's right. Only Mommy beeps the horn of our car."
Life is never dull over here.