The guy behind me in Walmart last night asked me, "Are you on house arrest or something?"
I looked back at him, obviously confused. "Huh?"
Him: "That thing on your arm. Is that for the cops?"
Me: "If I were on house arrest, would I be shopping at Walmart?"
Him: "Oh."
Normally, this is where I'd use this opportunity to educate people on diabetes technology.
I was pretty sure this guy couldn't handle where I was about to go though.